Mateo Quote #212
Quote from Mateo in Toxic Workplace
Mateo: So sparkly.
Kelly: I'm sorry?
Mateo: All these months. Playing dumb. Just playing so dumb. All the time! [chuckles] Well, you knew exactly what you were doing. You were going for the gold.
Kelly: Are you talking about the vest?
Mateo: You can drop the act, Helen Mirren. You got what you wanted.
Kelly: Mateo, you know that this is just some silly made-up award, right? I mean, it's completely meaningless. It's like Employee of the Month.
Mateo: You are the most petty, jealous, and bitter person I've ever met. [storms off]
Kelly: [sighs] I gotta get the [bleep] out of here.
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Quote from Dina
Jonah: Oh, great, working next to Amy. I can't wait to be scowled at.
Dina: No! You do not talk to my best friend that way.
Amy: No, Dina-
Dina: Butt out, Amy. Listen to me, you rejected American Girl doll. You think you're so great? Your boyish good looks aren't gonna age well. You're hitting a wall, pretty boy, at a hundred miles an hour. Yeah, you can already see it. The crow's feet, receding hairline, hunchback. To think I used to masturbate to you.
Amy: Oh.
Dina: Multiple times a day.
Quote from Dina
Glenn: It must be my fault. It's like they say, the fish rots from the head.
Dina: What are you talking about?
Glenn: It's the expression. Fish rots from the head.
Dina: I've never heard of that. Why would it rot from the head first? It would all rot simultaneously.
Glenn: The point is, if things are toxic here, it's my job to fix it.
Dina: If anything, the guts would rot first, they're full of feces. Where are you getting this head thing? I mean, whoever told you that was not an ichthyologist.
Glenn: I don't care how a fish rots.
Dina: Well, I don't care for you spreading lies about fish.
Glenn: How is that a lie?
Quote from Janet
Cheyenne: For each day of the week, each route has three variations one primary and two alternates based on shifts and road closures. Now, if you're that week's ride captain, it's your responsibility to delegate and sub-delegate-
Janet: I'm sorry, I don't want to carpool.
Cheyenne: Well, why wouldn't you-
Janet: My drive is my only "me time". And I don't want to clean my car.