Garrett Quote #303
Quote from Garrett in Town Hall
Glenn: Do you know how many countries we have stores in? China, France, India, Mexico. That's most of the Small World ride.
Garrett: Yeah, but the only people who are going to see it are Cloud 9 employees and the customers that happen to be there.
Glenn: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Garrett: And even if there's, like, a hundred people watching in each store, how many stores are there world-wide?
Glenn: I don't know, maybe 1,800.
Garrett: Right, so that's like only 180,000 people. Which is actually a large number of people.
Glenn: You're not helping.
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Quote from Kelly
Carol: Jonah's a jerk, by the way. You deserve so much better.
Kelly: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Carol: So what are we going to do to him? Revenge porn on the Internet? Give his credit card info to a bum?
Kelly: Or... maybe someone tells the cops he's cooking meth. Then, uh-oh, there's an ounce of it found in his sock drawer. How'd that get there?
Carol: Wow, that's aggressive.
Kelly: Or he's got two brothers. [pushes cart towards Carol] Be a shame if something happened to them. Then he'd be all alone.
Carol: Well... I'm just going to go...
Kelly: Well let me know, Carol. I've got nothing to lose anymore. [Carol backs away]
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: That's too many of those things.
Glenn: It's medicine. You can't have too many.
Quote from Dina
Dina: People always ask, how do I get enough protein? Well, I got two words for you, beans and nuts. I always tell people I'm nuts about beans and I'm beans about nuts. [chuckles] I mean that second half doesn't mean anything, but it sounds like something. It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?