Dina Quote #375
Jeff: So are you sure being stuffed in a box in Styrofoam is safe?
Dina: Yeah, it's totally safe. They've done studies.
Jeff: What kind of studies? [seals box]
Dina: Okay, I'm going to chat up the security guard to distract him while you drive the forklift into the store.
Sandra: Um, I don't know how to drive a forklift. Maybe you could do it and I could talk to the guard?
Dina: You have zero charisma. How are you possibly going to chat up a guard?
Jeff: [o.s.] I'm a little worried I might run out of oxygen in here.
Dina: On it. [stabs holes in box]
Jeff: [o.s.] Hey! No! Wait! Ahh!
Dina: There's your air holes, princess.
Jeff: Thank you.
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Quote from Kelly
Carol: Jonah's a jerk, by the way. You deserve so much better.
Kelly: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Carol: So what are we going to do to him? Revenge porn on the Internet? Give his credit card info to a bum?
Kelly: Or... maybe someone tells the cops he's cooking meth. Then, uh-oh, there's an ounce of it found in his sock drawer. How'd that get there?
Carol: Wow, that's aggressive.
Kelly: Or he's got two brothers. [pushes cart towards Carol] Be a shame if something happened to them. Then he'd be all alone.
Carol: Well... I'm just going to go...
Kelly: Well let me know, Carol. I've got nothing to lose anymore. [Carol backs away]
Quote from Glenn
Garrett: That's too many of those things.
Glenn: It's medicine. You can't have too many.
Quote from Dina
Dina: People always ask, how do I get enough protein? Well, I got two words for you, beans and nuts. I always tell people I'm nuts about beans and I'm beans about nuts. [chuckles] I mean that second half doesn't mean anything, but it sounds like something. It's more of a rhythm thing, you know?