Sandra Quote #90

Quote from Sandra in Gender Reveal

Amy: Could they tell the sex?
Glenn: Well, the doctor wrote it down and put it in this envelope, so here goes nothing. [clamoring]
Amy: Wait.
Jonah: You're gonna just do that right here?
Kelly: You guys should do something special.
Sandra: Jerry's whole family came to the hospital for his catheter removal. The doctor even let his mom hold his penis while the nurse pulled out the tube.

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 ‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.

Quote from Cheyenne

Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!