Jonah Quote #298
Quote from Jonah in Gender Reveal
Jeff: It's like, what else are you telling people about me?
Jonah: Hey, guys. Hey, Jeff.
Jeff: You don't have to say my name that way. I know what I am.
Jonah: I wasn't saying it like anything. And besides, you just need to get back out there, you know? Get back on the horse. Giddy-up! Cowboy.
Jeff: Yes, but, I mean... I've never asked myself what I want to do with my life. And I just thought, you know, now that I have this opportunity, maybe I could figure that out instead of just jumping into the first job that comes along. Is that so wrong? To just once ask what makes Jeffrey happy?
Mateo: No. [sighs] You shouldn't rush into anything. You should... follow your bliss.
Jonah: Yeah, defin... definitely. You'll find another job. You just... you need to figure out you first.
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!