Jeff Quote #38
Quote from Jeff in Gender Reveal
Jeff: Hey, is this the only gumbo mix you have?
Jonah: I think so.
Jeff: Mmm. You know, at Target, the selection is just, mind blowing. I mean, that's why we call it Target. That's what everybody's aiming for.
Jonah: It's a nice store.
Jeff: There's this guy I work with named Gordon, who reminds me so much of you. The other day, I was like, "Hey, Jordan", like I combined your name and his name. God, did we laugh, oh.
Jonah: That's funny. Um, you know, you don't have to talk about the job so much.
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!