Mateo Quote #191
Quote from Mateo in Gender Reveal
Mateo: Well, now he feels even worse about himself.
Jonah: So why don't you just encourage him to get back out there?
Mateo: Okay, he quit his job for me. I can't be the one who criticizes him for not working.
Jonah: I guess I could try talking to him, if you want.
Mateo: Oh, well, I mean, he does respect you. But you can't sleep with him.
Jonah: Yeah, no, I will try and control myself.
Mateo: Okay. [makes "watching you" gesture]
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!