Mateo Quote #194
Quote from Mateo in Gender Reveal
Jeff: Guys, Jonah's right. This is stupid. I'm not gonna go hiking, all right? I take the elevator to the second floor. Let me just... I'm gonna put this stuff back.
Mateo: No, wait, you don't have to.
Jeff: It's fine, okay? I'll take the first job that comes along. I hear Spud City's hiring a peeler. That seems about right.
Jonah: There you go. It's about time you started facing reality.
Mateo: Jonah, stop, seriously. Just look at him. Don't work at Spud City, or wherever. Just... We'll be all right.
Jonah: Yeah, Mateo's right. I crossed a line. You shouldn't take any job that doesn't make you truly happy.
[cut to:]
Mateo: How do you not get how this works? He was finally gonna get a job.
Jonah: I'm sorry, it's confusing. You're a very good actor.
Mateo: I've also done plays.
Superstore Quotes
‘Gender Reveal’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: The baby's in a sack anyway. I'm just suggesting we take out that sack, and stuff it into someone else. Maybe Sandra.
Amy: Yeah, I don't think that technology exists.
Dina: What technology? I'm talking about moving a bag of garbage from the kitchen to the side of the house.
Glenn: Bag of garbage?
Amy: You can't just move it. It's attached to things.
Dina: Fine, fine, that's just one idea. We can come up with something else.
Quote from Cheyenne
Jerusha: The doctor says it's normal for the head to be so much bigger than the rest of the body.
Cheyenne: I've heard that successful people have unusually large heads. Look at the Burger King.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [on the phone] The name is Glenn and Jerusha Sturgis. I need to know the gender of their baby. Okay, sure, one second. [exhales] [as Glenn] Hello, it's me, Glenn Sturgis. I seem to have lost the envelope the doctor wrote the gender of my little angel in and... [normal voice] What? That's exactly how he sounds. You have no idea how spot on I was!