Marcus Quote #187
Amy: I don't see any expense for food. I mean, personally, I... I like food. Anybody else a food person? [all agree]
Glenn: Wow, almost all of you. Well, there's $100 under "other." That's probably for food.
Mateo: So we're supposed to live on under $4 a day for food?
Glenn: Just don't go eating lobster.
Marcus: Or just get one lobster and just eat it a little bit at a time over the course of several weeks. That's what I do.
Cheyenne: There's no line for child care, or going to the doctor.
Amy: Probably because they're just planning on us not getting sick, right?
Marcus: I eat two-week-old unrefrigerated lobster. I'm going to get sick.
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Quote from Marcus
Glenn: What else can we do to have luxury on a budget?
Marcus: Sometimes, I pee in the shower. It helps save toilet water. It's not why I do it, but it's a plus. I do it to wash my feet. Urine is sterile.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers, come buy your lottery ticket at customer service right now. There are some people who say the lottery is basically a tax on lower income, less educated people. But you know who doesn't say that? People who win the lottery. [chuckles] There you go, got to be in it to win it, girl.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: 3, 22.
Cheyenne: Oh, those are good. I picked random ones like 14 and 34.
Mateo: Those are like, the random ones that no one picks, so that's kind of a good plan.
Cheyenne: Okay. Hey, if you won, do you think we'd still be friends?
Mateo: Chey, of course. You'd be my friend from my poor life who keeps me grounded. But, then again, I don't know if I want to keep a poor person around, just bumming everyone out. Ugh. We could buy our tickets together and whoever wins, we split it.
Cheyenne: Cool, let's do it. Oh, my God, what if I pick something super out there, like 41 or 50?
Mateo: Oh, my God, yes. You have to.