Garrett Quote #295

Quote from Garrett in Lottery

Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers, come buy your lottery ticket at customer service right now. There are some people who say the lottery is basically a tax on lower income, less educated people. But you know who doesn't say that? People who win the lottery. [chuckles] There you go, got to be in it to win it, girl.


 ‘Lottery’ Quotes

Quote from Marcus

Glenn: What else can we do to have luxury on a budget?
Marcus: Sometimes, I pee in the shower. It helps save toilet water. It's not why I do it, but it's a plus. I do it to wash my feet. Urine is sterile.

Quote from Cheyenne

Mateo: 3, 22.
Cheyenne: Oh, those are good. I picked random ones like 14 and 34.
Mateo: Those are like, the random ones that no one picks, so that's kind of a good plan.
Cheyenne: Okay. Hey, if you won, do you think we'd still be friends?
Mateo: Chey, of course. You'd be my friend from my poor life who keeps me grounded. But, then again, I don't know if I want to keep a poor person around, just bumming everyone out. Ugh. We could buy our tickets together and whoever wins, we split it.
Cheyenne: Cool, let's do it. Oh, my God, what if I pick something super out there, like 41 or 50?
Mateo: Oh, my God, yes. You have to.

Quote from Sandra

Dina: Well, that's annoying.
Sandra: I know, right?
Dina: Why are you agreeing with me? You don't even know what I'm talking about.
Sandra: Sorry.
Dina: Check out this text from Colleen at the Bel-Ridge store. "Biggest jackpot ever. Wonder who's gonna sell the most tickets." She's so competitive, with her smug cancer survivor smirk.
Sandra: She sounds like a real piece of work.
Dina: You don't even know her. Why are some women so quick to judge other women?
Sandra: I don't know.
Dina: I need to find a way to sell more tickets than her. Beat her at her own game.
Sandra: Uh-huh.
Dina: Don't say "uh-huh." You don't even know the rest of it.
Sandra: I don't know why I do it.