Mateo Quote #162
Quote from Mateo in Video Game Release
Garrett: Hey, what's up, skinny?
Mateo: What?
Garrett: You look like you lost like, 20 pounds or something.
Mateo: Okay, you obviously want something from me, but I still like it.
Garrett: You know, I was thinking, since you're so close with Erick, if you wouldn't mind introducing me as a friend.
Mateo: Wait, you want me to be your wingman for that middle-aged guy in Crocs who I've had one conversation with?
Garrett: Hey, look, hey, all you need you to do is set it up, and I'll knock it down.
Mateo: What is that? Is that a black thing? Can I start saying it?
Garrett: No, it's bowling.
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Quote from Dina
Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
Quote from Myrtle
Glenn: I just don't get how murdering people is considered fun. I mean, what happened to all those innocent games? You know, like Frogger, and Qbert, and Donkey Kong.
Garrett: Innocent? Qbert is about a big-nosed, creepily little freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes when I'm playing The Sims, I give myself a family.
Mateo: Jesus Christ.