Jonah Quote #254
Quote from Jonah in Video Game Release
Jonah: Wait, what's that back there? Is that a door?
Amy: Um, maybe. It kind of just looks like a closet.
Jonah: Or it's another way into the cage. Like an access tunnel.
Amy: You know, Glenn does still have the plans from the renovation. We could break into his office, steal the blueprints, and navigate our way around the...
Jonah: Okay, you don't have to mock me.
Amy: We crawl through the tunnel and then we jimmy the door...
Jonah: I was only trying to help...
Amy: I'm agreeing with you!
Jonah: Oh. Cool, all right. Well, uh, let's do this, then. It'll be like a little adventure.
Amy: Yeah, it's going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
Jonah: Was that...
Amy: Sarcasm.
Jonah: Definitely.
Superstore Quotes
‘Video Game Release’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
Quote from Myrtle
Glenn: I just don't get how murdering people is considered fun. I mean, what happened to all those innocent games? You know, like Frogger, and Qbert, and Donkey Kong.
Garrett: Innocent? Qbert is about a big-nosed, creepily little freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes when I'm playing The Sims, I give myself a family.
Mateo: Jesus Christ.