Mateo Quote #161
Quote from Mateo in Video Game Release
Garrett: What did you guys talk about?
Mateo: I don't know, just small talk.
Garrett: Tell me everything he said.
Mateo: Fine, ugh. He was like, "There's so much traffic on Delmar this morning." And I was like, "You're right, Delmar was bumper to bumper."
Garrett: Forget it.
Mateo: No, no, wait. I haven't gotten to the juicy part yet. So, apparently, he doesn't think his Taurus has enough power.
Garrett: Yeah, whatever, dude.
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‘Video Game Release’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: Didn't you get my text? The implantation worked. I'm pregnant. [Glenn gasps] Or preggers, as my horrid niece would say, trying to make herself sound like she has a personality.
Glenn: That's the most beautiful, magical thing anyone has ever said to me.
Sandra: [sobs] I'm just so happy for you.
Glenn: Thank you.
Dina: No, I am sure I texted you. It was like a week ago. I see what happened. Texted the wrong Glen. "Sorry, pregnant with Glenn with two Ns. LOL." My mechanic.
Quote from Myrtle
Glenn: I just don't get how murdering people is considered fun. I mean, what happened to all those innocent games? You know, like Frogger, and Qbert, and Donkey Kong.
Garrett: Innocent? Qbert is about a big-nosed, creepily little freak that commits suicide when things get hard.
Jonah: Frogger is basically a frog Holocaust.
Myrtle: I remember a glitch in the original Donkey Kong where it looks like the ape has a penis.
Quote from Sandra
Sandra: Sometimes when I'm playing The Sims, I give myself a family.
Mateo: Jesus Christ.