Garrett Quote #262
Quote from Garrett in Angels and Mermaids
Jonah: I don't know, man, I mean, today it's angels, tomorrow it's, let's go ghost hunting.
Garrett: Look, man, Kelly is cool, she's fun, you guys should go away together.
Jonah: Yeah, well, maybe we will. Just not this weekend.
Garrett: No. You have something special, and you're gonna throw it all away 'cause she sees an angel or two?
Jonah: Are you just saying this because you don't want to miss out on your epic gaming weekend with Randy?
Garrett: Screw the weekend! This is about you and an amazing woman that I don't want to see slip away.
Jonah: Okay, you can drop the cheesy romcom routine.
Garrett: Jonah, the world is a lonely place. Now, when two people find love, they need to celebrate...
Jonah: Ironically, the content of everything you're saying is true, but you don't need to... to dress it up in some...
Garrett: You have a real shot at happiness, you dumb son of a bitch. If you don't take it, I'll never forgive you. But more importantly, you'll never forgive you.
Jonah: Okay, I'll go talk to Kelly.
Garrett: You take that shot, man. You go to her, and you never look back!
Jonah: I'm going to, but not because of this thing, okay?
Garrett: You get her back. [on the phone] Sorry about that, dawg. Yes, we are back on.
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Dina: Hey, I was happy to have a gentleman's agreement. You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Amy, you're old, right?
Amy: Um...
Cheyenne: Like you were alive during the '90s.
Amy: Yeah, I was. Yep, the roaring '90s.
Cheyenne: So, what would you say would be the best piñata for a Green Day-themed birthday party for a two-year-old?
Amy: Um, okay. Let's back that up real quick. Harmonica's into Green Day?
Cheyenne: [scoffs] I doubt she's ever heard of them. She's two. But it's my mom's favorite band, and it's just easier not to argue with her.
Amy: Wouldn't your mom be okay with something a little more kid-friendly? Like, I don't know, "Minions"?
Cheyenne: She just got out of jail. Minions are criminals. That could suck her right back in to the lifestyle.
Amy: Good point.
Quote from Amy
Amy: All right, well, what about, like, mermaids?
Cheyenne: I don't know. My mom really wants Green Day.
Amy: Mermaids are a lot like Green Day. They're half-fish, half-human, they're like rebels. You know, down for whatever. In fact, they used to call Green Day the mermaids of '90s rock.
Cheyenne: Is that true?
Amy: Mm-hmm. It's totally true.