Jonah Quote #242
Quote from Jonah in High Volume Store
Jonah: Is Pizza Hut that great?
Amy: When you've been here long enough, any change is amazing. Plus, it's like, where do you work? Cloud 9. The regular one? Uh, no, the one with the Pizza Hut.
Jonah: It just... it seems odd that Jeff waited until today to tell us about all this. And he was selling it so hard. "Believe me, you're gonna love it." That's what my dad said before he moved out and got his own place.
Dina: Oh, boo-hoo, poor Jonah. Both of his parents were homeowners. What a tragedy.
Jonah: Actually, it was his friend's condo. That's not gonna help.
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Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar, the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops.
Cheyenne: Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone.
Glenn: I don't know. Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying to send me a message that people in their late 50s shouldn't conceive a child.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: You should go with this one. It's 4K.
Man: What does 4K mean?
Kelly: Oh, um, The first K is "knowledge." And then the second K...
Mateo: 4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels. The human eye is literally incapable of appreciating a finer resolution than this.
Man: Wow. Okay, I'll take it.
Mateo: There you go.
Man: Thank you.
Kelly: It has all of the channels.
Quote from Glenn
Jeff: Any questions? [Garrett raises his hand]Garrett.
Garrett: Abnormally shaped how?
Glenn: Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew. Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it.
Jeff: I meant questions about the reclassification.