Marcus Quote #143
Quote from Marcus in Christmas Eve
Marcus: Oh, great. Narc alert.
Corey: Oh, it's the fun police.
Marcus: Time to get written up.
Corey: Mm-hmm.
Amy: Why would you just assume I'm gonna turn you in?
Corey: I mean, it's nothing personal, but...
Marcus: Yeah, you just always act all lame and stuff. Like a narc.
Corey: Yeah, that's a good way of putting it.
Amy: I don't understand why everyone thinks I'm this little boring... All right, well, would a narc do this? [drinks from flask]
Corey: That was the tiniest sip I've ever seen.
Marcus: It feels like what a narc would do to prove they're not a narc.
Corey: Yeah.
Amy: Okay, well, how about this? [drinks more]
Marcus: I mean, now you're just stealing my alcohol.
Superstore Quotes
‘Christmas Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.