Garrett Quote #247
Quote from Garrett in Christmas Eve
Garrett: You see all the dirt, grime, and gum? That gets on the bottom of your shoes, and then you put your shoes on my couch.
Jonah: Which is why I lay my shoes on their side so that the soles don't touch the fabric.
Garrett: Oh, you know, I think you're working too hard. Why don't you just take off your shoes?
Jonah: Oh, yeah.
Kelly: Hey, guys? There's a dad here with his kid, asking where the store Santa is.
Garrett: Tell him to check the drunk tank. Apparently Santa's Christmas cheer level was at a .08.
Jonah: Maybe Santa has to drink because Mrs. Claus won't get off his back about shoes on the couch.
Garrett: Call me Mrs. Claus one more time.
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Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.