Mateo Quote #142
Quote from Mateo in Christmas Eve
Glenn: Well, I think I finally figured out these Christmas lights. See if you can still call this "fine."
Mateo: Wow. Christmas lights. I've never experienced the miracle of little lightbulbs on a string before. [all gasp] That's, uh... super lame.
Glenn: Yeah. Super lame.
Amy: Where's Jonah? He would love this.
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‘Christmas Eve’ Quotes
Quote from Dina
Dina: This is just like the movie Wild Hogs.
Cheyenne: What?
Dina: Wild Hogs!
Cheyenne: Okay.
Amy: And we're sure this is faster than walking?
Quote from Dina
Amy: I mean, it's just... It's messed up.
Cheyenne: It is so messed up.
Dina: You know what? I'm just gonna say it. Men are from Mars. I just came up with that.
Quote from Amy
Amy: No, you guys, I'm serious. I used to, like, shoplift bulk candy and, like, run, and one time I stole a car.
Marcus: Yeah. Okay.
Amy: No, you guys, I did. It was 10th grade. I took my math teacher's Kia, drove it to the Burger King, got some French toast sticks, and then I just left it there... like, bounced.
Mateo: The French toast sticks were a little too specific. But nice try.
Cheyenne: Yeah, you would never do that.
Amy: No, I did do that.