Dina Quote #278
Quote from Dina in Sal's Dead
Dina: I don't know why you don't have a gurney.
Costumed Man: Yeah, I was gonna get one, but they're like a hundred bucks.
Dina: Ah, budget cuts. Thank you, Governor Greitens. [scoffs]
Costumed Man: So where am I supposed to put thing?
Glenn: Well, where you normally put it.
Costumed Man: I guess I could put it on my lawn.
Glenn: I guess.
Woman: Chuck, what are you doing? Did you get the hummus?
Glenn: Hummus?
Both: Put the body down!
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Quote from Amy
Garrett: "Aw, sweet of you to say that." "Well, it's true." "You're very spicy."
Amy: "Special." It auto-corrected.
Garrett: "Sorry, I meant spicy."
Amy: It did it again.
Garrett: "Ha, you're spicy too." "Well, the things is, Kelly, my heart wants a relationship, but my body can't handle one. I'm very ill."
Amy: I don't know. I was just trying to make it seem final, and Emma and I are reading Fault in Our Stars so...
Garrett: "The doctors don't even have a name for it yet." "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry." "I don't really like to talk about it." "No one here knows." "I understand." "Sending you good energy." Ugh.
Amy: Okay. I know this is probably not the right next step, but... what if I tried to get her fired? Or him? Help me, who should I get fired?
Quote from Garrett
Amy: She saw the match before I could get her phone.
Garrett: Oh, okay, we need to Freaky Friday this. You need to find a cursed object, switch bodies with Jonah, have a whirlwind romance with her, but then learn an important life lesson. Switch bodies back.
Amy: This was helpful. Thank you.
Garrett: You're welcome.
Quote from Amy
Amy: I can't believe this is what dating is now.
Garrett: Oh, you're not ready to jump back in?
Amy: No. And even if I were, I wouldn't be using an app. I'm still afraid of PayPal.