Glenn Quote #286
Quote from Glenn in Grand Re-Opening
Dina: It says, "Bring back the staff a week before the grand opening, on the 28th." Today's the 28th. Well, he couldn't be more clear!
Glenn: Yes! He could've said "The grand opening, which is on the 28th." This makes the 28th sound like the start date!
Amy: "Bring back the staff a week before the grand opening... on the 28th." Yeah, this is confusing.
Dina: No! "Bring back the staff a week before... the grand opening on the 28th."
Glenn: He didn't say it like that. You're adding emphasis.
Amy: Okay, guys. We just need to figure out what we're going to do.
Glenn: Or as Dina would put it, "We need to figure out what we're gonna do."
Dina: Maybe I would. Maybe I would say it like that.
Glenn: Yeah, well good luck in radio.
Superstore Quotes
‘Grand Re-Opening’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on recording] Hi, I'm Glenn. This is my voice.
Glenn: How come no one ever told me that I sounded like that?
Amy: We thought you knew.
Glenn: But that's not how I sound on the inside! On the inside, I sound like, "Hi, I'm Glenn."
Jonah: That's the same voice.
Glenn: Not what you hear. What I hear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Look, we can always redo stuff tomorrow, so for now, it's better to do things fast and bad than slow and good.
Cheyenne: But fast and good is better.
Amy: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: What? Fast and good is better than fast and bad.
Amy: Yes, but for now, we're gonna prioritize speed.
Cheyenne: Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
Amy: You can't prioritize both!
Quote from Sandra
Mateo: What am I going to say to Jeff? He never called me back.
Cheyenne: Maybe he didn't get the message. Maybe he couldn't hear you over the tornado.
Mateo: Well, I don't even know if I want him to have heard me. It's complicated.
Cheyenne: Mm.
Sandra: My boyfriend Jerry got hit in the head by a mailbox during the tornado. He's been in a coma ever since. I visit him every day to read to him. I'm on the fifth Harry Potter book, and...
Cheyenne: Ooh! You know what we could do? Maybe we could do a test in front of one of those big fans to see if he could hear you.
Mateo: God, that's an amazing idea! [both walk off]
Sandra: He's off the breathing tube. So, that's good.