Glenn Quote #285
Quote from Glenn in Grand Re-Opening
Glenn: Anyways, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching since the tornado, and...
Construction Worker: Coming through!
Glenn: Almost got me there. And... and it's been raising some big questions for me. [construction workers cut through] Questions like... [more construction workers cut through] Questions that...
[cut to Glenn addressing the staff in the break room:]
Glenn: Why did the tornado hit us? And why did it stop when I prayed to Allah? And why...
Cheyenne: Ah! Sorry. I almost fell.
[cut to Glenn addressing the staff in the parking lot:]
Glenn: Does that mean that Allah is the one true god? Or that Allah and Jesus are the same god? [truck reverses] Or... or that they're different gods, but with varying responsibilities?
[cut to Glenn addressing the employees behind the store:]
Glenn: What's the meaning of... [jackhammer buzzing] What's the... [jackhammer buzzing]
[cut to Glenn standing by the side of a "Deer Crossing" road sign:]
Glenn: So that's what I've been thinking about. Anyone else have thoughts on that? [silence] Okay, then. Let's get to work!
Jonah: What was that, a 20-minute walk?
Mateo: 23.
Dina: Remember, single file when we cross the highway.
Glenn: Are we cloud one?
All: No.
Superstore Quotes
‘Grand Re-Opening’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: [on recording] Hi, I'm Glenn. This is my voice.
Glenn: How come no one ever told me that I sounded like that?
Amy: We thought you knew.
Glenn: But that's not how I sound on the inside! On the inside, I sound like, "Hi, I'm Glenn."
Jonah: That's the same voice.
Glenn: Not what you hear. What I hear.
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: Look, we can always redo stuff tomorrow, so for now, it's better to do things fast and bad than slow and good.
Cheyenne: But fast and good is better.
Amy: What are you doing?
Cheyenne: What? Fast and good is better than fast and bad.
Amy: Yes, but for now, we're gonna prioritize speed.
Cheyenne: Okay. I'm... I'm prioritizing both.
Amy: You can't prioritize both!
Quote from Garrett
Jonah: Okay, roomie.
Garrett: Oh. House rules. Do not touch my video game stuff. No talking during Game of Thrones. No cooking fish. And leave me out of your coffee-making process.
Jonah: I'll have to, because it's a French single press.
Garrett: I do not like fragrant soaps. On Wednesday, my Black friends come over, so do not be around. What else? Parking spots. You don't get one.