Glenn Quote #262
Quote from Glenn in Spring Cleaning
Jonah: Glenn, I, uh... I get that you felt weird about me dating Kristen, and... I don't know... I guess I just thought if we spent some time together, maybe I could win you over.
Glenn: I get it. It's tricky. I mean, you're dating my daughter, and I'm a strong alpha.
Jonah: No, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Glenn: But please, from now on, just be honest with me.
Jonah: Absolutely. You have my word.
Glenn: Okay. Hey, did Kristen sleep over at your apartment last night?
Jonah: No, we met for breakfast at 4:00 a.m. at a gas station.
Glenn: Thanks, that's what I thought.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spring Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Waiter: Dessert?
Glenn: Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?
Waiter: Um, I think we can put something together for you.
Quote from Amy
Garrett: Well, this has escalated.
Amy: I-I just feel like there's gotta be something that tells us who she is, like a stack of mail with an address on it, or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate, and we can run the plate.
Garrett: Okay, explain to me the process by which we would run a plate.
Amy: We would call someone on the force.
Garrett: The force?
Amy: Yes, that is what people call it.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Um... I'll have a hot dog.
Waiter: Sorry, we don't have hot dogs.
Glenn: Cheeseburger then.
Waiter: We only really serve Mexican food.
Glenn: One Mexican cheeseburger.
Jonah: We'll have two beef quesadillas, please.
Waiter: You got it.
Glenn: Quesadilla?
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Quesadilla.