Glenn Quote #254
Quote from Glenn in Spring Cleaning
Glenn: Um... I'll have a hot dog.
Waiter: Sorry, we don't have hot dogs.
Glenn: Cheeseburger then.
Waiter: We only really serve Mexican food.
Glenn: One Mexican cheeseburger.
Jonah: We'll have two beef quesadillas, please.
Waiter: You got it.
Glenn: Quesadilla?
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Quesadilla.
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‘Spring Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Garrett: Well, this has escalated.
Amy: I-I just feel like there's gotta be something that tells us who she is, like a stack of mail with an address on it, or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate, and we can run the plate.
Garrett: Okay, explain to me the process by which we would run a plate.
Amy: We would call someone on the force.
Garrett: The force?
Amy: Yes, that is what people call it.
Quote from Glenn
Waiter: Dessert?
Glenn: Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?
Waiter: Um, I think we can put something together for you.
Quote from Glenn
Jonah: You know what, I don't know. It's... it's really nice to get to know each other outside of work.
Glenn: Exactly. Ask me anything.
Jonah: Uh, okay. Where were you born?
Glenn: Kansas City.
Jonah: Oh.
Glenn: Do Jewish people like snow?
Jonah: Um... some of us.
Glenn: Wow.
Jonah: Yeah.
Glenn: Your turn.
Jonah: Uh, do you have any siblings?
Glenn: Oh, what a strange question. Um, yeah, four. Uh, what's the biggest dog you've ever seen, and why?