Garrett Quote #218
Quote from Garrett in Spring Cleaning
Amy: Even if we never find out who she is, isn't it nice to know that at least one person who worked here didn't end up on drugs, or in prison, or fused to a couch?
Garrett: Mm, the future is bright.
Amy: Yep, I can smell the French press coffee now.
Garrett: Eh, why wait? Don't we sell one of those French presses here in the store? [off Amy's look] What?
[later:]
Amy: She's a Cloud 9 model.
Garrett: Yep. You still want to pick up the French press?
Amy: Nope.
Garrett: You know, I do think I have seen that woman naked, though.
Amy: Yeah, you think you've seen everyone naked.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spring Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Waiter: Dessert?
Glenn: Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?
Waiter: Um, I think we can put something together for you.
Quote from Amy
Garrett: Well, this has escalated.
Amy: I-I just feel like there's gotta be something that tells us who she is, like a stack of mail with an address on it, or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate, and we can run the plate.
Garrett: Okay, explain to me the process by which we would run a plate.
Amy: We would call someone on the force.
Garrett: The force?
Amy: Yes, that is what people call it.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Um... I'll have a hot dog.
Waiter: Sorry, we don't have hot dogs.
Glenn: Cheeseburger then.
Waiter: We only really serve Mexican food.
Glenn: One Mexican cheeseburger.
Jonah: We'll have two beef quesadillas, please.
Waiter: You got it.
Glenn: Quesadilla?
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Quesadilla.