Glenn Quote #251
Quote from Glenn in Spring Cleaning
Glenn: Okay, moving on. Uh, today, we're gonna be spring cleaning, which is gonna be buckets of fun.
Jonah: [chuckles] What? That's... that was funny.
Garrett: No, it wasn't.
Amy: Literally nobody laughed, except for you.
Dina: It's barely even wordplay. He just said buckets, and held up a bucket.
Glenn: It's called prop comedy, Dina.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spring Cleaning’ Quotes
Quote from Glenn
Waiter: Dessert?
Glenn: Uh, do you have a Mexican version of a churro?
Waiter: Um, I think we can put something together for you.
Quote from Amy
Garrett: Well, this has escalated.
Amy: I-I just feel like there's gotta be something that tells us who she is, like a stack of mail with an address on it, or... or... or... or like a... a car with a license plate, and we can run the plate.
Garrett: Okay, explain to me the process by which we would run a plate.
Amy: We would call someone on the force.
Garrett: The force?
Amy: Yes, that is what people call it.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Um... I'll have a hot dog.
Waiter: Sorry, we don't have hot dogs.
Glenn: Cheeseburger then.
Waiter: We only really serve Mexican food.
Glenn: One Mexican cheeseburger.
Jonah: We'll have two beef quesadillas, please.
Waiter: You got it.
Glenn: Quesadilla?
Jonah: Mm-hmm.
Glenn: Quesadilla.