Amy Quote #159
Quote from Amy in Integrity Award
Amy: This is never gonna get done. I'm so sick of having to do everything for them.
Jonah: Then don't.
Amy: Come on.
Jonah: No, I-I-I mean it. What... what would happen if you just left right now?
Amy: Then I would be the one who had to deal with the consequences.
Jonah: No, you would be the one who decided to deal with the consequences, instead of just letting them deal with it. I'm just saying, it's not your responsibility to make sure that everything goes well for everybody else.
Amy: Yeah. You're right. They're grownups. They'll figure it out. Okay. Great, let's get out of here.
Jonah: Okay, let's go. Oh, like tha... Oh, like, out that way?
Amy: Oh, yeah, I'm not dealing with my cousins. It's like non-stop Dr. Evil impressions.
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Dina: Come on now, you just need to make it worth his while, right? Bedroom-wise? Kitchen-wise? Dungeon-wise? Whatever it is you guys do. This would just really help me out.
Mateo: Okay, sure, no problem.
Dina: Great. Let me know if you need any good sex moves.
Mateo: Nope, I'm good.
Dina: You're gonna wanna take his whole mess of parts, and just twist 'em up fast, okay? Like a... like a windup toy. Uh, pretend it's a jar of pickles that won't open. [to a customer] Excuse you, this is a private conversation.
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Dina: Okay, this is our store today. Here's where I'd like to see it in three months. Fresh coat of paint, advanced security system. You can tell Jeff whatever they have at the Tel Aviv airport will be fine.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: Look, I know how much you want the award.
Glenn: Whoa! That's quite a leap.
Garrett: Well, on the off chance that I'm right, why don't we do this? [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 employees, do not recommend me for the Integrity Award. If you would like to reward me for rescuing a dog, feel free to bring baked goods by Customer Service, preferably homemade.
Glenn: Thank you.
Garrett: [over PA] And no lemon squares, or anything with oatmeal. Save that crap for somebody who did not rescue a dog.