Amy Quote #138

Quote from Amy in Valentine's Day

Arthur: Hello. Welcome to Cloud 9. And you must be the little princess we've been expecting.
Right this way, Your Highness. [Myrtle walks by] M...
Amy: Hey, Arthur, I might be totally off base here, but do you have a crush on Myrtle?
Arthur: Oh, no. I... Well, maybe just a little crush.
Amy: Oh, that's so sweet.
Arthur: I like to imagine the two of us together someday feeding the ducks...
Amy: Oh.
Arthur: Watching the ducks. It doesn't have to be ducks.
Amy: No. It can be ducks.

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 ‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.

Quote from Myrtle

Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!

Quote from Glenn

Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.