Mateo Quote #77
Quote from Mateo in Valentine's Day
Sandra: [laughs] This is so embarrassing. I always tell him, "Jeff, you're gift enough for me," but he won't listen.
Garrett: I'm not much of a romantic, but this is special stuff.
Mateo: Whatever. Do you know how many babies choke on balloons and die every year? I don't know, but it seems like a few would.
Garrett: I'm just happy for Sandra. I mean, can you imagine what it's like to have what she has? I mean, just to have a connection like that with someone. I bet Jeff just loves it.
Mateo: 30. 30 babies die.
Superstore Quotes
‘Valentine's Day’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention shoppers. It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air, along with dust, pet dander, and toxic mold spores, so pick up a Supercloud air purifier and convince yourself it's making a difference, which it's not, 'cause it's just a fan.
Quote from Myrtle
Amy: Hi, Myrtle. Look, I just... I want to say I'm sorry. I was totally out of line.
Myrtle: He was saying such filth, how much he liked my sweater.
Amy: Oh, well, is that really that bad?
Myrtle: He meant he liked what's under my sweater.
Amy: Okay, maybe, but maybe... I don't know... it is possible that you misunderstood what he said or...
Myrtle: Oh, blame the victim. She's blaming the victim!
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, I see. It's wrong when I try to do matchmaking, but you get to whip out the fangs, huh?
Amy: What fangs?
Glenn: Cupid's fangs.
Amy: Glenn, again, an arrow.