Jonah Quote #137
Quote from Jonah in Black Friday
Jonah: [recording] Here we go. This is the Super Bowl of retail. There's a buzz in the air, a charge that probably doesn't read on camera. Uh, but over here we have the pre-opening potluck. Every employee brings a dish, much in the spirit of sharing. Isn't that a delightful tradition, Amy?
Amy: Yeah, I love waking up at 3:00 a.m. to eat Sandra's cold spinach casserole.
Sandra: It's meant to be served cold.
Amy: Sorry.
Jonah: Okay, Garrett, any advice for my first Black Friday?
Garrett: Get that camera out my face.
Jonah: All right, not a morning person. Cheyenne, how about you? How're you feeling?
Cheyenne: I'm okay. I think I hit something with my car, but I was too tired to check.
Jonah: Well, that's alarming.
Superstore Quotes
‘Black Friday’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [sighs] All right. Let me just finish this announcement.
Dina: Fine, but the second you're done, I want you on register three.
Garrett: The second I'm done. [over PA] You can also view thousands of movies on the Halo Fog. I will now list some of the movies that are probably on there. Mrs. Doubtfire, Silence of the Lambs, that one where Nicolas Cage switches faces and says he's gonna eat a peach for hours... Ooh, Forrest Gump. That's a good movie.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Hey, I need you to work the register while Tim's in the bathroom.
Garrett: Nah, I don't do registers.
Dina: Look, I know that it's really the hip thing for you millennials to not give a crap...
Garrett: That's not true, and we're the same age, but please, go on.
Dina: It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Apparently Black Friday has begun. From all of us here at Cloud 9, have a great Purge.