Garrett Quote #156

Quote from Garrett in Black Friday

Garrett: [sighs] All right. Let me just finish this announcement.
Dina: Fine, but the second you're done, I want you on register three.
Garrett: The second I'm done. [over PA] You can also view thousands of movies on the Halo Fog. I will now list some of the movies that are probably on there. Mrs. Doubtfire, Silence of the Lambs, that one where Nicolas Cage switches faces and says he's gonna eat a peach for hours... Ooh, Forrest Gump. That's a good movie.


 ‘Black Friday’ Quotes

Quote from Dina

Dina: Hey, I need you to work the register while Tim's in the bathroom.
Garrett: Nah, I don't do registers.
Dina: Look, I know that it's really the hip thing for you millennials to not give a crap...
Garrett: That's not true, and we're the same age, but please, go on.
Dina: It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Apparently Black Friday has begun. From all of us here at Cloud 9, have a great Purge.

Quote from Garrett

Garrett: [over PA] And then Jenny dies of what is implied to be AIDS. But we don't know. And he puts Haley Joel Osment on a bus, and guess what? Same bus driver from the beginning.
Dina: What are you still doing here? You're supposed to be on the register.
Garrett: You said I could finish the announcement.
Dina: Yeah, that was ten minutes ago.
Garrett: It's a very long announcement. Next up, Apollo 13.
Dina: I see what you're doing here.
Garrett: In this film, Tom Hanks is a spaceman whose life is saved by a bunch of nerds.