Jonah Quote #140
Quote from Jonah in Black Friday
Jonah: Amy?
Amy: Jonah?
Jonah: Hey.
Amy: Yeah, the line in the ladies' room was really long, so...
Jonah: Got it. No, no, no. Please, uh, make your... self at home.
Amy: Thanks.
Jonah: Hey, uh, you know why they call it Black Friday?
Amy: We really don't have to make conversation.
Jonah: Okay, okay, cool.
Amy: We can just...
Jonah: Yep.
Amy: Be quiet.
Jonah: Okay. That's fine. Total silence.
Superstore Quotes
‘Black Friday’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [sighs] All right. Let me just finish this announcement.
Dina: Fine, but the second you're done, I want you on register three.
Garrett: The second I'm done. [over PA] You can also view thousands of movies on the Halo Fog. I will now list some of the movies that are probably on there. Mrs. Doubtfire, Silence of the Lambs, that one where Nicolas Cage switches faces and says he's gonna eat a peach for hours... Ooh, Forrest Gump. That's a good movie.
Quote from Dina
Dina: Hey, I need you to work the register while Tim's in the bathroom.
Garrett: Nah, I don't do registers.
Dina: Look, I know that it's really the hip thing for you millennials to not give a crap...
Garrett: That's not true, and we're the same age, but please, go on.
Dina: It's all hands on deck, so quit your Myspacing and get on the register. That's an order.
Quote from Garrett
Garrett: [over PA] Attention, Cloud 9 shoppers. Apparently Black Friday has begun. From all of us here at Cloud 9, have a great Purge.