Garrett Quote #135
Quote from Garrett in Dog Adoption Day
Garrett: 44, 43, 42...
Dina: What are you doing?
Garrett: "Employees may take no longer than 15 minutes for their lunch break." I've been timing you since you walked in. You got 40 seconds left.
Dina: Come on, I needed to re-tighten my ponytail. I can't go out there looking like a slut.
Garrett: Rules are rules, that's what you said. Unless you want to go back on that? 35, 34, 33, 32...
Dina: [eats] Oh, it's so hot. It's burning my mouth.
Garrett: Less talking, more swallowing.
Dina: God, my mouth skin.
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Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Do you ever regret getting married so young?
Amy: Um, no. I mean, I wouldn't say regret, but I did miss out on some experiences and stuff.
Cheyenne: Yeah, like threesomes.
Amy: No, I didn't mean...
Cheyenne: Like sex with Italian guys?
Amy: More like Nordic. But I didn't mean sex, I meant life and dating and, you know, stuff like that.
Quote from Dina
Dina: You're all ingrates. I hope someone sets you all on fire, and you need a volunteer to put it out.
Amy: It's too much for 6:00 a.m., Dina.
Dina: I don't think it's enough.
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: I once got dehydration so bad I was hospitalized for a month. They said it was like the worst case they'd ever seen.
Jonah: Oh, my God. Really?
Mateo: No, I was just trying to beat your story. Sorry, I'm competitive.
Jonah: Yeah, well. We all got our stuff.
Mateo: I got more stuff than you, though.
Jonah: Okay.
Mateo: I want to talk last.