Dina Quote #111
Quote from Dina in Spokesman Scandal
Dina: If you're smelling the workers, you gotta smell Elias. On Thursdays he smells like ham. It's hilarious.
Glenn: Dina, do you think that marijuana could've had anything to do with what Kyle did?
Dina: That's just about the stupidest thing you've ever said.
Glenn: [sighs] Fine. I'm just wondering if I have to start drug testing the employees.
Dina: But you always say that you don't want to do that.
Glenn: I know, but if the alternative is someone in this store getting eaten.
Dina: Oh, wow. Ooh. Well, to be safe, I mean, I could do a surprise comprehensive drug test, but that's your call.
I mean, I could go either way. Do it, don't do it. I mean, if I had to decide, I guess I'm leaning towards do it.
Glenn: Yes. Okay. Go for it.
Dina: It's up to you. [laughs] I'm coming for you, Tommy Chong. I'm coming for you.
Superstore Quotes
‘Spokesman Scandal’ Quotes
Quote from Garrett
Dina: The test will detect any drugs in your system. We're talking marijuana, cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines.
Garrett: What about power pellets?
Dina: Ah... I don't see that. What are they?
Garrett: Oh, you just take some big boppers, you cut in some fetty wap, you put a little disco shake on there, and then you roll that up in some Doc McStuffins. Smoke it. Get real high.
Quote from Dina
Dina: I have a work-related question. What security measures are we taking to avoid revenge crimes?
Glenn: Revenge crimes?
Dina: Families of the victims trying to eat us as payback. I mean, that's what I would do.
Quote from Jeff
Jeff: As most of you may have heard, our company spokesman has been accused of some improprieties.
Garrett: By improprieties, you mean killing and eating people, right? Or is there a tax evasion thing going on as well?
Jeff: The killing and eating. I can't speak to his tax situation.