Dina Quote #761
Quote from Dina in Lowell Anderson
Garrett: Oh, you know what? Here, you had a delivery come in for you.
Dina: Oh, Brian made me some dried fruit. He's getting really good at it. Look how small. That is like 40 pears.
Garrett: That seems like too many pears, but cool.
Dina: Huh.
Garrett: What?
Dina: Oh, he's just surprising me with a visit this weekend.
Garrett: You seem more excited about the fruit.
Dina: Yeah, well, the truth is, I'm planning on ending things with Brian. I just thought I had a couple more weeks before I had to deal with it, but looks like it's dump o'clock. It's tough, you know? Normally I would just tell him I'm no longer stimulated by him mentally or physically, but Brian's such a good guy. He deserves better. I just want him to look back and think, "You know, that was nice."
Garrett: Yeah, there's no such thing as a nice break up. Just make it quick and clean. Rip off the Band-Aid.
Dina: Wow. Quick and clean. You cannot wait for me to be single.
Garrett: Oh, no, that's not what this is about.
Dina: Look at you. You're literally glowing at the idea.
Garrett: Okay.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?