Dina Quote #764
Quote from Dina in Lowell Anderson
Dina: You know, maybe it was my fault. I didn't explicitly say "don't break up with my boyfriend for me."
Garrett: Hold on. Okay, Brian called me. I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Dina: Oh, come on. No one is buying that. Look at you. You are dying to date me. You're practically drooling.
Garrett: Okay, you know what? You're the one who keeps bringing this up. Maybe you're the one who's dying to date me.
Dina: That's ridiculous. You do nothing for me. But if you want it so bad, I mean, I can take pity on you, and we can get dinner tonight.
Garrett: Okay, so we'll go out to dinner because I want to. Not you, me.
Dina: Exactly. And you probably want to go somewhere fancy, like Tony Rotundo's because that's how pathetic you are.
Garrett: Oh, sure. You just happened to mention my favorite restaurant because clearly you don't care about me at all.
Dina: Pfft, you're loving this. I bet you are gonna have a great time.
Garrett: Oh, more like you will. Time of your frickin' life.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?