Glenn Quote #704
Quote from Glenn in Lowell Anderson
Lowell Anderson: There you are, Cheyenne. Do you have a moment? Of course, you do. Go ahead, Glenn. Tell her.
Cheyenne: Tell me what?
Glenn: Um, Cheyenne, I'm sorry. I have no choice. Actually, I don't have anything to tell you. Except that I'm sorry.
Cheyenne: Oh, okay.
Lowell Anderson: Two kinds of people, Glenn.
Glenn: That's right.
Lowell Anderson: Where are you going?
Glenn: And I'm the kind of people who make other people eat dog food.
Cheyenne: Okay, what?
Glenn: This is for my dad. And for all the other little guys that you shoved around. So yeah, you... you eat it! Come on, y-you jerk. [Cheyenne laughs] Yeah.
Lowell Anderson: [grunts] Okay, Glenn. [eats dog food] [disgusted groans]
Mateo: Oh, he's just insane. That's why he didn't like the cardigan.
Glenn: Give it back.
Lowell Anderson: No, no, I gotta finish it. All the best stuff settles down at the bottom.
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Sandra: I can help you figure out if she's with someone. I've been monitoring her social media for months. I print out the good ones, and I put them up on a board.
Jonah: Look, it's fine. Thank you. I... It was just bugging me, you know? Like when you get a tune stuck in your head, and you can't remember what the song is. It's no big deal. Um, have you been monitoring all of our social media?
Sandra: Yep, I even know about everyone's fake accounts.
Jonah: Huh. People have fake accounts? That's weird.
Sandra: Is it, Scott McPhee? Who only follows organic farms and influencer underwear ladies.
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Jonah: Okay, I think I have a lead, but it's a long shot. Amy's cousin's ex is following one of "Scott McPhee's" favorite... influencers.
Sandra: Oh, Emma just posted.
Jonah: What? What's it say? What's it say? What's it say? "Having a great time in the snow with my mom and little bro. #FamilyTrip, #HighlnTheMountains."
Sandra: Oh, my God. She's just with Emma and Parker. She's still single. [sighs] Wow. That was scary. [laughs] Look at my hand.
Jonah: Yeah, although I am concerned about #HighlnTheMountains. Do you think Emma's smoking pot again?
Sandra: Who cares? What matters is that Amy's single. Now, here's the plan. You're gonna call Amy and say you want one last special night together. But here's what she doesn't know: I'm gonna poke a hole in the condom.
Jonah: What? No, this isn't... No, no. I'm over Amy, okay? And I'm with Hannah now.
Sandra: Then what the [bleep] have we been doing all day?
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Sandra: Three days ago, Amy posted this car selfie. Note the parka. Now, look at the sun reflected in her sunglasses. Wonderland Cabins. That's where she is.
Jonah: Okay, this is um, an invasion of privacy.
Sandra: You think I could follow this trail if she wasn't leaving breadcrumbs? She wants to be caught.
Jonah: Caught... going on vacation?