Jeff Quote #70
Quote from Jeff in Zephra Cares
Jeff: Hey, folks. How's that digital coming?
Isabel: Good, yeah. We're getting some good digital. Actually, Amy's just showing me around a little before the buses come so I can get a sense of what she's like as a manager.
Jeff: Ooh. Feels like I should get in on that action.
Amy: Does it?
Isabel: Yeah, actually, it would be really helpful to get some quotes from corporate.
Amy: Yeah, sure. That- That would be great.
Jeff: Nice. We'll make it a three-way. Again, totally gay.
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‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.