Mateo Quote #350
Quote from Mateo in Zephra Cares
Jeff: Look, Mateo, when I put my career on the line for you, it was because it was the right thing to do. You don't owe me anything. Although brunch wouldn't kill you.
Mateo: Look, Jeff, it's not gonna happen. I'm actually seeing someone.
Jeff: Oh. Oh, yeah? Mateo, that's amazing!
Mateo: Thank you. That's very nice of you.
Jeff: I'm very happy for you. How'd you guys meet, or I mean, have you met yet or is it maybe, like, an online thing?
Mateo: Actually, Amy introduced us. He's her brother.
Jeff: Oh, Amy did? That's so nice of her.
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‘Zephra Cares’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: I don't know. I- I don't know how to brag about myself. It feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity and make it all about me.
Jonah: Hey, you took their empty slogan and did something actually great with it. You deserve to brag a little bit. I think you should be on all the websites. I mean, except for the incel ones. And most of Reddit. 4chan, 8chan... I hope you're never on a website.
Quote from Garrett
Dina: Garrett, you're only giving packages to people with wristbands.
Glenn: Wait, so we're just gonna turn people away 'cause they don't have a wristband?
Garrett: So for all intensive purposes, people in need without a wristband are dead to us.
Dina: "Intensive purposes?" Did you mean "intents and purposes?"
Garrett: I mean, you could say it both ways.
Dina: [chuckles] You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot. You're lucky you're pretty.
Garrett: All right, you know what? I know what it... You're lucky I'm pretty!
Quote from Cheyenne
Cheyenne: Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds.
Jonah: What do you mean by "does?"
Cheyenne: Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it.