Dina Quote #638

Quote from Dina in Employee App

Dina: Wow. [scoffs] Didn't realize I was so annoying. Maybe I should just sell my voice to a sea witch, become nothing but a pretty, pretty face.
Amy: N-no, Dina, come on. It's not like that.
Dina: Wait, so you didn't get my security memo about the Chafies?
Amy: Chafies?
Dina: Yes. The fuel cans that caterers use? Teens are drinking them to get high. We have to put out red label warnings.
Amy: Red label warnings? Dina, you can't just text me something like that. We could get in a lot of trouble.
Dina: Yeah, I know, that's why I added my avatar like this. I thought it was screaming, but I guess I was silent, because you muted me. You took away my voice.
Amy: Okay, well... That's dramatic.

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