Sandra Quote #186
Quote from Sandra in Employee App
Jonah: Wanna know a secret?
Sandra: Always.
Jonah: I'm the one that broke into his locker.
Sandra: Oh. [chuckles] You're a locker-licker too?
Jonah: No, no, it was revenge for acting like I'm the crazy one.
Sandra: Oh.
Jonah: Yeah, I even got Ken to act weird around him too.
Sandra: Oh, this is genius. [laughs] Can I help? I'm never on the happy end of a prank.
Jonah: It's not a prank. More like gaslighting. But, uh, yeah, sure, whatever.
Sandra: Yes! Revenge of the losers!
Jonah: Oh, we don't have to call it that.
Sandra: [laughs] You got it, buddy.
Superstore Quotes
‘Employee App’ Quotes
Quote from Jonah
Amy: It's obviously toothbrushes.
Jonah: Or is it teethbrush? Like attorneys general?
Quote from Dina
Amy: Here, look.
Dina: Huh. Oh, that does kinda look like me.
Amy: Yeah, and you can change the facial expressions.
Dina: Whoa, I can change my race.
Amy: Yes, but you shouldn't. That's...
Dina: See, I knew it. People are always telling me I'd be a beautiful Indian woman.
Amy: You should really change that back, Dina. Who... Who... Who says that?
Quote from Sandra
Emily Deschanel: [on tape] "Who Run the World? Me" by Kira Moon. Read by Emily Deschanel.
Marcus: [sighs]
Sandra: I could listen to that lady read the phone book.
Emily Deschanel: I had nothing but a seed loan from my father...