Garrett Quote #432

Quote from Garrett in Employee App

Garrett: Yo, somebody broke into my locker.
Jonah: What?
Sandra: Did they take anything?
Garrett: No, doesn't look like it. Just looks like they went through everything.
Jonah: Huh.
Garrett: You don't think this is because of the Google search, do you?
Jonah: N- No. I mean, I... [exhales] I don't think.
Sandra: Sal used to break into people's lockers. But usually just to lick their stuff.
Garrett: Yeah, that's probably it.

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