Garrett Quote #434
Quote from Garrett in Employee App
Jonah: Hey, man.
Garrett: [startled grunt]
Jonah: Wow, wound a little tightly there, buddy. Everything all right?
Garrett: Mmhmm, mm-hmm, yeah. No, you know what? Uh, everything's not all right. I think they're spying on our phones.
Jonah: What? I thought you said I was the paranoid one.
Garrett: I thought you were, but then they started following me around; they started searching my stuff. That woman in the café who's pretending to read the newspaper? Nobody reads newspapers anymore.
Jonah: I do.
Garrett: No, you don't. You say you do, but you don't.
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Amy: It's obviously toothbrushes.
Jonah: Or is it teethbrush? Like attorneys general?
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Amy: Here, look.
Dina: Huh. Oh, that does kinda look like me.
Amy: Yeah, and you can change the facial expressions.
Dina: Whoa, I can change my race.
Amy: Yes, but you shouldn't. That's...
Dina: See, I knew it. People are always telling me I'd be a beautiful Indian woman.
Amy: You should really change that back, Dina. Who... Who... Who says that?
Quote from Sandra
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Marcus: [sighs]
Sandra: I could listen to that lady read the phone book.
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