Dina Quote #608
Dina: [gasps] The staff bathroom's cool, right, Dad? I use it all the time. No big deal. Oh, Dad, this is my boss, Amy. Show her your belt buckle.
Amy: Oh, my God. This is... Oh, Jesus.
Howard: Fast as lightning, but sharper. [both laugh]
Dina: Amy, why don't you tell my dad about how I'm doing as assistant manager?
Amy: Um... Oh, yeah, she is great. She's hard‐working and dedicated. [off Dina's look] And, um, uh, very... very serious about security. She tackled a guy.
Howard: Really?
Dina: Uh‐huh.
Amy: Yeah, I think broke his nose or...
Dina: His jaw. Yeah, it's all part of the job. I mean, you can be super proud if you want, but that's your call. Thanks, Amy.
Superstore Quotes
‘Myrtle’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: I can't believe Myrtle's gone.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. Her e‐mail address was from Yahoo.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: You're selling bootleg makeup.
Cheyenne: Shh. Corona turned me on to her little side hustle selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money.
Mateo: Ew. Money is filthy.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, but she can afford mad antibiotics now.
Mateo: Lucy May? [scoffs] Cheyenne, I've heard about this. This is a pyramid scheme.
Cheyenne: No, no, no, it's called multi‐level marketing. The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. It's kind of shaped like a triangle.
Mateo: Trust me. It's a scam. It'll just make your money problems worse.
Cheyenne: But it's so easy. I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. It's like I'm a makeup pimp.
Quote from Sandra
Amy: When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. I think she thought I'd asked for that, but she just really cared.
Glenn: She did. And she was really getting a lot less racist towards the end.
All: Yeah.
Sandra: She still called me Moana sometimes, but at least she saw the movie. Representation matters.