Mateo Quote #330
Mateo: Okay, I want in. You're obviously making a lot of money, and you know I can make you even more. Plus, I'm dating the manager's brother, so I'm basically the first lady of the store.
Cheyenne: Wouldn't Jonah be the first lady of the store...
Mateo: Okay, it doesn't matter. The vision center sucks, and I need money. I'm running out of options, so please put me on the team.
Cheyenne: Okay, you're in. I'll get you some product to get you started.
Mateo: Yes! Chateo back in business.
Cheyenne: [giggles] What?
Mateo: Chateo. It's the business that we were gonna start.
Cheyenne: Oh, I don't remember a lot of things we talk about.
Superstore Quotes
‘Myrtle’ Quotes
Quote from Cheyenne
Amy: I can't believe Myrtle's gone.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she was so sweet, and lived through so much. Her e‐mail address was from Yahoo.
Quote from Cheyenne
Mateo: You're selling bootleg makeup.
Cheyenne: Shh. Corona turned me on to her little side hustle selling this makeup, and she's been making bank. She keeps Instagramming herself rolling around in money.
Mateo: Ew. Money is filthy.
Cheyenne: Yeah, she got a staph infection from it, but she can afford mad antibiotics now.
Mateo: Lucy May? [scoffs] Cheyenne, I've heard about this. This is a pyramid scheme.
Cheyenne: No, no, no, it's called multi‐level marketing. The different levels get smaller and smaller as you go up. It's kind of shaped like a triangle.
Mateo: Trust me. It's a scam. It'll just make your money problems worse.
Cheyenne: But it's so easy. I just recruit people, and then I get a cut. It's like I'm a makeup pimp.
Quote from Sandra
Amy: When I first hired Myrtle to be my assistant, she used to leave loose hot dogs on my desk every day. I think she thought I'd asked for that, but she just really cared.
Glenn: She did. And she was really getting a lot less racist towards the end.
All: Yeah.
Sandra: She still called me Moana sometimes, but at least she saw the movie. Representation matters.