Mateo Quote #315
Quote from Mateo in Shoplifter Rehab
Dina: All right, if you pass this course, The store will not be pressing criminal charges. If you fail, your crimes will be reported to the fuzz. Right, Mateo?
Mateo: I've got the local police station right here in my contacts.
Man: Isn't it just 911?
Mateo: Silence, scrode!
Superstore Quotes
‘Shoplifter Rehab’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.
Quote from Amy
Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.