Dina Quote #584
Quote from Dina in Shoplifter Rehab
Dina: [over PA] Attention, shoppers, please gather for a very special parade. That's right, it's the Cloud 9 Shoplifters Parade of Shame. Here, you read these. I'm gonna pass out the tomatoes.
Mateo: Tomatoes? Dina... those aren't for throwing, are they?
Dina: What? Oh, no. No, no, no. These are free samples. And if someone felt compelled to throw one, that would be both illegal and wrong, just like shoplifting.
Superstore Quotes
‘Shoplifter Rehab’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Jonah: I oversold it, didn't I? I always do that. I should have just said, "It's a good show. Maybe you'll like it."
Amy: It just made me uncomfortable. I already have enough trouble as a working mom. I don't need to feel bad that I'm not also a KGB agent.
Quote from Jonah
Jonah: Amy and I combined Spotify accounts last night. It just felt like time, you know?
Garrett: Wow, big step. I'm surprised you weren't worried about ruining your personalized recommendations.
Jonah: Oh, good God.
Quote from Amy
Maya: Also, did you know that your pug-a-day calendar is a week ahead?
Amy: Yeah, I get curious.