Jonah Quote #422
Jonah: Glenn, you have to drop this stupid vendetta against the robot.
Sayid: I hate that thing too. It stole from me. I dropped my lotto scratcher and it sucked it right up.
Earl: I was rushing to the men's room 'cause I had to pee and it was blocking the way. I made it, but a few drops came out.
Glenn: Jonah, I'm just shocked. I mean, you of all people, Mr. Labor Union, taking that thing's side!
Jonah: There are no sides, guys, okay? Amy asked me as a favor to watch the robot, and I am. Believe me, I... I don't like this... this automation stuff any more than you guys do. I... I get it, you know? How can we compete with a machine that doesn't get tired or ask for health care or... or a raise? I mean, uh...
Glenn: We can't compete.
Jonah: No...
Sayid: It's the perfect employee.
Earl: That thing needs to go.
All: Yeah.
Jonah: Well, it's still charging so it can't go anywhere.
Glenn: Jonah, step away from the robot.
Jonah: Wait, Glenn, what's the end game here? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop.
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Garrett: Is this entirely necessary?
Marcus: Yes. They can't stop four Mateos from getting out of there.
Garrett: But they can stop some of us?
Dina: Ideally, no. Best case scenario, Mateo gets out. Second best scenario, we all get out but they keep Mateo. Third best scenario, they keep one of us but Mateo gets out. Fourth best scenario...
Garrett: You can't have four best scenarios!
Quote from Jonah
Amy: Dick. Pretending like corporate didn't send ICE in here.
Jonah: Yeah, but well played with the anti-union stuff. You're like a double agent. My own Elizabeth Jennings.
Amy: Is that from The Americans?
Jonah: Yeah, it's so good. You should just...
Amy: I'm not gonna watch it.
Jonah: Just...
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: This is the detention center. We're hatching a plan to bust out Mateo. Now, the key is to go at night when the guards are fast asleep.
Garrett: Wow, that's a great plan. You know what you could do? You could hang a poster of the moon up outside the window, that way they'll think it's night time. You can go in whenever you want.
Marcus: I'm writing this down.
Dina: He's mocking us, Marcus. He only likes letting birds out of cages, not people.