Garrett Quote #369
Quote from Garrett in Quinceañera
Garrett: Buddy, cut it out.
Teenage Boy: Cut what out?
Garrett: Dude, look, I was your age once. I was obsessed with breasts. I'm still a fan, but she's my friend, so stop staring at her.
Teenage Boy: I wasn't. I don't care about some lady's fake boobs.
Garrett: Okay, all right. Well, they're real, but whatever.
Teenage Boy: They're totally fake. You can tell when they're too round like that.
Garrett: Dude, don't act like you know about breasts. I dated her. They're real.
Teenage Boy: You dated her? So you've, like, seen them?
Garrett: Yeah. When adults date each other, they show each other their boobs.
Teenage Boy: What are they like? Are they awesome?
Garrett: Buddy, I'm not telling you about that. But the right one's a little perkier than the left one, but not in like a weird Picasso kind of way, and they're sort of spread out, but not like Admiral Ackbar. It's like they're... [sighs] You know what? I'll just draw 'em for ya. Come on.
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Quote from Mateo
Mateo & Cheyenne: [sing] ♫ Did you ever know that you're my hero? ♫
Mateo: You're Emma's hero, Amy.
Cheyenne: You really are.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ Everything I would like to be ♫
Mateo: You're her role model.
Cheyenne: She's your only daughter.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ I can fly higher than an eagle ♫
Mateo: Leaving the nest so soon.
Cheyenne: Never coming back.
Mateo & Cheyenne: ♫ You are the wind beneath... Emma's.... wings.... ♫
Amy: Thank you, guys. Very cool. Thank you.
Mateo: Do you have the dead grandma song from Coco?
Amy: No, no, maybe we should get back to the dancing.
Cheyenne: I think you're gonna wanna hear this.
Mateo: You're gonna wanna hear this, definitely.
Quote from Glenn
Glenn: Oh, and, Amy, Jerusha had to watch Rose, but there was no way that I was gonna miss this celebration of Emma's transition from girlhood to womanhood with cultural roots in Mesoamerica.
Amy: Thank you, Glenn. Did you spend some time on Wikipedia?
Glenn: Yeah, I did. How..?
Quote from Amy
Jonah: Hey. For Emma's quinceañera, am I supposed to just get her money, or if I wanted to add something extra, would she like a NutriBullet, makeup, rosary beads, a T-shirt that says "Slay all day"?
Amy: She's gonna like whatever you get her.
Jonah: I just want it to be good, you know? I always feel like Emma doesn't like me.
Amy: What? Why?
Jonah: She always goes to her room whenever I come over. And there was the time she saw in the towel and it was never addressed.
Amy: Jonah, she's 15 years old. If you're not Ariana Grande or Gritty, she's not into it.
Jonah: Yeah, but I'm, like, the guy who stole her mom away from her dad.
Amy: Yeah, no, you're right. It's true. I was in a happy, fulfilling, blissful marriage that would have just gone on forever and ever if you hadn't swooped in and started whispering This American Life stories into my ear until my panties dropped.