Amy Quote #453
Cheyenne: Oh, hey, Amy, this lady wants to use her EBT card to pay for diapers.
Amy: Yeah, we can't do that. They won't let us.
Woman: Do you know how expensive diapers are?
Amy: Yeah, I do, actually. I also have a baby.
Cheyenne: Well, you also make $109,000 a year, so you're not exactly in the same boat.
Amy: Well, I wasn't saying that I was in the same boat. I was just saying that I understand the cost of diapers. I mean, obviously, I can- I can pay for diapers.
Woman: Really? Thank you. That's generous of you.
Amy: Oh, no, no. No. Sorry, I wasn't saying that I could pay for your diapers.
Woman: Oh.
Amy: I mean, I would. It's just that if I went around buying everyone's diapers who's on food stamps, I'd be broke in, like, a day.
Woman: Sure, it's fine. I'll buy them myself. God bless America.
Cheyenne: I know, right?
Amy: I'm sorry. I just I don't I don't understand why it's my responsibility to buy your diapers. You know what? Fine. Okay, cool. Yeah, I can I can buy these diapers. Run the card. But I'm- I'm not paying for the candy.
Woman: Oh! So, because you're rich, you know what's best for me, and I'm just too fat for candy?
Amy: No, that is not what I said. I will pay for the candy, obviously.
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Quote from Marcus
Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.