Amy Quote #452
Jonah: You get an assistant and it's Myrtle?
Amy: Well, I just wanted to help the lady out. Besides, I am in a good mood.
Jonah: Ooh-hoo-hoo. What's going on?
Amy: I just found out my salary.
Jonah: [gasps] It's good?
Amy: I shouldn't say.
Jonah: You are dying to tell me.
Amy: Yes, of course I'm dying to tell you. Okay, I'm not gonna tell you my salary, but will you please hand me the contract that's sitting on my desk while I check out something on my wall and I trust you not to look? [chuckles]
Jonah: "Attention Cloud 9 customers, do you have a pet fish you love?"
Amy: No, that's this is the sale announcements.
Jonah: The sale announcements that Myrtle just took to Garrett?
Amy: Get her! Myrtle!
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‘Salary’ Quotes
Quote from Marcus
Marcus: I don't know how I'm gonna pay back Corporate. I'm broke.
Jonah: How? You live with your mother. Your car doesn't have any doors. And you've been making $134,000 every year for the last six years. Where does all the money go?
Marcus: I don't know. I get the guacamole from Chipotle every time.
Quote from Marcus
Jonah: How much do you make?
Marcus: Same thing we all make: $134,000 a year. [all clamoring]
Garrett: How do you make that much a year?
Marcus: 52 weeks times 30 hours a week times minimum wage 86 bucks an hour.
Dina: No, no, no, no. Minimum wage is $8.60 an hour.
Glenn: [gasp] I must have missed a decimal point.
Jonah: So no part of you thought to question why you were making $86 an hour to work retail?
Marcus: I thought that's what we all made. [all sigh] How do you guys live on under $134,000 a year?
Quote from Mateo
Mateo: Who would you pick?
Cheyenne: Okay, if I had to pick someone here, it would probably be... [off Mateo's look] Actually, you would be good for it.
Mateo: I know. That's what everyone is saying. But I don't think Amy sees me as a leader. In her eyes, I'd always be the wide-eyed ingenue new to the city, naive but hopeful, someone who can eat whatever he wants and never put on any weight.